The Dallas Cowboys have made a major acquisition, and no—it’s not a quarterback. They have acquired and upgraded their ground transportation with a luxury bus called the ‘Elegant Lady’. Take a look inside:

The ‘Elegant Lady’ made its debut at the Super Bowl. Cowboys aren’t saying how much the bus costs but estimates say it’s somewhere between $1.5 million and $2.5 million! This is being called the “team” bus, but I just don’t see the offensive line, let alone the entire team fitting comfortably in this space. I can see Jerry Jones and his VIP crew enjoying a nice smooth ride to the combine.

I guess this is a good purchase, thought it seems they would save that money and invest in better players.

Like a quarterback.

Your Jersey Girlfriend,

~Angeal Davis