The drug testers for the NFL do not care where you are. When they come calling, it’s time to pee. Just ask Kirk Cousins. The QB for the Washington Redskins was visiting his grandmother when the tester came calling! Cousins tweeted:

NFL’s off-season drug testing at my grandma’s town-home! I’m all for a clean game but weird having a stranger watch u in your own bathroom

The NFL’s off season drug policy mandates that players can be tested anytime, and apparently anywhere. 
I hope all the NFL players are on notice.
Your Jersey Girlfriend,
~Angela Davis