Guess who’s baaaaaack?

NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is coming back to basketball but this time as a coach. Rodman will coach and all women’s topless team he’s launching for Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club, the New York strip mecca.

The NBA bad boy dreamed up the team after hearing that rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret had launched a league with former Atlanta Hawk Spud Webb, who runs the Texas Legends, an NBA Development League team. Rodman is even challenging Rick’s Cabaret’s topless team to a charity game.

“I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court,” Rodman told New York Post’s Page Six.

Rodman has been a Headquarters customer for more than 30 years and is currently scouting for talent. He’ll be holding auditions next week for girls over 5-foot-10 to join the team.

Get this…the team members will wear shorts, skimpy shirts and sneakers during games. They’ll come out in a T-shirt or a tank top, but when the game starts, is when they will go topless…SMH!

If this isn’t the most asinine thing I’ve read in a long time I don’t know what is. Dennis Rodman needs to go back under that rock he’s been under for the last couple of years. I just can’t deal with this, but the sad part is that this probably has sparked the interest of many men.

Child Please!

Your J.G.F.,

Marcelle English