You don’t have to rub your eyes, you read the headline correctly.

According to TMZ, a woman who met Owens via Twitter and later started to Skype with him is apparently shopping nude pictures of the former NFLer pleasuring himself. For all you who want to see the pictures, well we don’t have them. Supposedly no one does except for the woman trying to sell them to various outlets, but rest assure when we get them we will pass them along.

“It’s obvious that she has nothing because it’s illegal with what she’s trying to do or otherwise TMZ would have bought the photos,” Owens told the Philadelphia Daily News by email. “This is a case of extortion, this is a waste of my time and you’re wasting your time because I have nothing to say.”

I believe that T.O. has got to be the DUMBEST athlete on the planet, if this is true. Let me run it down for you. First you overdose one pills years ago in what I believe to be a failed suicide attempt, then you throw your career away, then you overdose AGAIN, all while not paying child support, then you air you dirty laundry on Dr. Phil, you get cut from an arena league (who does that), now this. I’m so over this dude. I’m putting everyone on notice, unless he makes it back to the NFL or dies, I refuse to write another blog about this grown man and his shenanigans.

Your Jersey Girlfriend,

Marcelle English