CASSVILLE, Mo (AP) ~ Please don’t read this if you have a weak stomach. Monett high school in southwest Missouri has contacted infectious disease specialists after four girls on the rival Cassville high school basketball team poured urine in their water coolers.

According to the Associated Press:

Monett High’s principal told parents in a letter last week that the four Cassville High players each urinated into a cup, then dumped the contents of one of the cups into the Monett team cooler at a Feb. 4 game in Cassville.

WTH?!? This is DAMN ridiculous and beyond disgusting! 

The Cassville school district confirmed that the four players have been suspended in response to the “inappropriate act.” 

“Inappropriate”? REALLY? That’s the understatement of the YEAR! The Monett principal told the players not to retaliate, but that might be too much to ask.

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